My 2578 Facebook Friends: Repost In Honor of the AWP Convention

Right now in Denver, thousands of thousands of variations of this same conversation are going on at the Associated Writing Programs Convention. I sure wish I were there! Actually, if I were there, I would probably get all the bitching out of my system on the first night and would end up having a great time, but hey, I'm not there, so I hereby repost this Xtranormal vid I made on the subject a few months back.

Weekender: "Don't Call Me Lady." Repost

After making this one - which sort of cracked me up in the stupid/happy department - I decided it would be time to make a few more and give em up, which is exactly what I did. They say here in L.A. - probably a thousand times a minute - that if nobody's watching your show, you gotta stop producing the show. I spend more time on my bike now. Could be worse.

Have a great Sunday. Enjoy yourselves! I'll be back tomorrow with new schtuff. - mag

Weekender: "Thank You, Lance Armstrong." Repost

Looks like Lance Armstrong didn't race in today's Milan-San Remo, which was won brilliantly by the great Oscar Friere. Lance apparently has gastroenteritis (he has the shits or the pukes or both) and couldn't leave the bathroom long enough to reach to the starting line. Anyway, I'm reposting this in honor of Lance's 'condition.' I had fun making this cartoon - whenever it was - and it proves why the xtranormals about cycling where two skinny guys talk about bike parts and sprints to the town line are much more popular than the ones I made! Have a great Saturday - mag

Weekender: More King Missile!

What Sunday isn't complete without this song?

I'm at the desk working on a secret project today and am going on a bike ride this afternoon that just won't be long enough, but at least I'll be getting out there. I'll be back tomorrow with new Mag's Sentence non-madness. - mag

Long Weekender: Repost of 'Ass In Translation'

Hey, folks. I'm taking some time to get my shit together this weekend - meaning I'm going to take a three-day break from Mag's Sentence. I'll be back for regular duty on Monday, March 1.

Meantime, here's one of my Xtranormal non-classics, which I repost just for the hell of it. - mag

What Color Is Your Bicycle?

What She Really Likes

Waiting For The Bicycles

Inside the Writer's Mind

Don't Call Me 'Lady'

Performance-enhancing Testicles

Numbness, Numb Nuts

Ass In Translation

She Secretly Loves It

Bike Maintenance Tip

My 2578 Facebook Friends

Merry Mag's Sentence Christmas

Thank you, Lance Armstrong

By All Means

Blown